My IRL friend (colorfulwonders) wrote this when she was ten.

My IRL friend (colorfulwonders) wrote this when she was ten.

Kapp’n is weird. Then again… Kappas do like cucumbers. Then again… Kapp’n is weird.

renncross:

Do you think Sable ever wonders why the mayor doesn’t speak to her since she got the new sewing machine 

cptdave:

Valve actually put that sign in game because playtesters would destroy the generator and then turn around immediately and not see the implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.

cptdave:

Valve actually put that sign in game because playtesters would destroy the generator and then turn around immediately and not see the implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.

(Source: delebird)

whoaretheplastics:

doggwithablog:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

it’s so true it hurts

"why didn’t you write me?" *pivots to opposite side* *deep voice* "i wrote you every day for a year."

Girls are so lucky! :( i wish i had long hair.

(Source: sassygraceffa)

twerk-like-dirk:

ceruleanlunacy:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

projectwk:

snarkay:

science.

i think my brain just exploded

science side of tumblr, please explain

Air on bottom go woosh. Air on top go woosh. Air on front go woosh. Little plane stay still.

Thank you, science side of tumblr.

twerk-like-dirk:

ceruleanlunacy:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

projectwk:

snarkay:

science.

i think my brain just exploded

science side of tumblr, please explain

Air on bottom go woosh. Air on top go woosh. Air on front go woosh. Little plane stay still.

Thank you, science side of tumblr.

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

Me: I cleaned all the dishes

Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?

Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

elicium:

depressed-male:

purplemountains:

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

Tried to scroll. Couldn’t. Stick around please

I care

why would you try to scroll what the hell man